Bruce Watson: Your Campaign-English Dictionary

Bruce Watson — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 05:00:00 -0500

Several campaigns have come and gone since I published my Campaign-English Dictionary. Here's a sample:

Third party, n. a political party that runs a politician who isn't a politician favoring policies that aren't policies to please voters who don't vote.

Finding the feng in each shui

Bruce Watson — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 05:00:00 -0500

Like many Westerners, the first time I heard the words feng shui, I couldn't help thinking "Make that with a side of egg rolls." But now that I've mastered the ancient Chinese art, I'm ashamed of my ignorance. And my house.

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Bruce Watson: Your Campaign-English Dictionary

Finding the feng in each shui