From the awards not officially conferred division, we bring you the Atlantic 10 All-Name Teams:

First Team:

Leemire Goldwire - A rhyming moniker almost as cool as Wally's son Maximus Jack Szerbaiak

Papa Lo - You can't not be cool with that handle.

An'Juan Wilderness - Both names are fun

Dionte Christmas - It's the happiest name in the league

Parfait Bitee - Best food name since Belchertown High School's Shasta Kielbasa

Second team

Charles Bronson - Will mess you up

Hilary Haley - I tell ya life ain't easy for a boy named Sue... er... Hilary

Gaston Moliva - Something to take Pepto for

Kojo Mensah - It's just fun

Zarryon Fereti - I'm scaring my girlfriend by telling her I want to name my first son Zarryon

Honorable mentions

Etienne Gyasi Xalbat Brower, Wynton Witherspoon, Yves Mekongo Mbala, Paul Johnson, Peyton Jacks

All Harris team

Ricky - UMass guard

Darnell - La Salle guard

Dijuan - Charlotte guard

Doug - Dayton Daily News beat writer

Darrell - Former Rhody big man

X 32, Dayton 21.

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