On Super Bowl Sunday I announced to my family: "I am ready to go into the belly of the beast."
The beast in question: Walt Disney World's resort booking system.
I love Disney World. It's my all-time favorite vacation destination.
I do not love its reservations system, however. For nearly every one of my vacations there, the reservations process has been miserable.
This time might have been the worst, though.
To book three rooms each, at two resorts (a total of six reservations, in other words) took hours. I missed the Super Bowl because of it.
I called the reservations line at 4:53 p.m.
At 6:05 - one hour and 12 minutes later - my reservation was finally complete. I had to give my credit card number at least six times. I had to give the names of the people in my party, their addresses, their email addresses, umpteen times.
But that wasn't all. Since we've stayed at Disney World before, the reservations system already contained information about us. It turns out that much of it was misinformation - incorrect addresses, incorrect names. It was a mess.
Then, to top it off, the reservation clerk - who couldn't have been more courteous and pleasant - told me that she couldn't find the rate I had seen just 12 hours earlier at www.disneyworld.com. The only available rooms were more expensive - a lot more expensive. I looked on my computer as we talked, and it seemed true: The lower-priced rooms weren't showing up. That seemed peculiar, given that our trip is nine months away.
I booked the more expensive rooms. Then, after hanging up, I brooded.
I went back online and found the rooms I wanted at the original, cheaper price. What was up with that?
At 7:43 I called back. I got another agent, who was even more courteous and pleasant. She managed to book the lower rates, but in doing so she had to correct every one of the reservations I'd made just two hours earlier. Names, addresses, titles were still wrong, but in different ways.
The agent was apologetic in the extreme, and efficient, but it took her a long time to fix things, including seemingly endless stretches when she put me on hold while she consulted with the higher-ups in guest services.
Finally, at 9:47, the reservation was straightened out. "I just want to give you a big ole hug," the agent said.
Now, Disney World veterans may be asking: Why didn't I just book the rooms online? Here's why: because of a little-known fact. If you are a AAA member, you can get 10 percent off the price of rooms at Disney resort properties (it doesn't work for packages, just room-only reservations). But you can only get the discount by calling; it's not available online. And with three rooms for a total of five nights, that 10 percent added up to a lot of money.
Was it worth 3 hours and 16 minutes of my time? Right now, I'm not sure.
On my first call, as the agent and I waited for the computer system to register information, she'd say, cheerfully, "Mickey's working on your reservation."
C'mon, Mickey! As the chipper public face of a mega corporation, you can do better.