Journalist: There's nothing there. And I'm not just saying that to eliminate my competition.

Nurse: I guess most nurses don't make much money. That's too bad because they have to do a lot of gross stuff.

Taxi Driver: Dangerous, and it doesn't pay well. These are the people who are going to be driving you around when you're being drunk and obnoxious.

Garbage Collector: We need trash men, but I'm not going to be one of them.

Lumberjack: Makes for good reality television, but working with wood doesn't pay.

Butcher: I'd rather be around meat after it's cooked.

- JAMES BUCKLIN

SOURCE: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123119236117055127.html